I guess it’s good that the news isn’t complaining about 3D printed guns this week. Why worry about guns when 3D printers will kill you for breathing. Actually, I’m not sure we’ve traded up now that I think about it.
I imagine that these news agencies are being run by J. Jonah Jameson, berating his staff with a “We need to keep those clicks coming, people, what’cha got?”
“Well, people are using 3D printing to make electricity generating mushrooms.”
“Mushrooms! If it’s not in a burger or bursting out of someone’s lungs, I don’t care. Are kids still into those 3D machines thingies?”
“3D printers? Yeah J.J. Not as much as a few years ago, but still…”
“Find a way that the 3D kill people, and we can run it as a fluff piece.”
“But J.J…”
“Give me a killer 3D-majig or YOU’RE FIRED!”
This wasn’t the video I wanted to do. I wanted to talk about making ornaments for Christmas. There was going to be fire and good feelings. Ornaments are still coming in at an increasing rate and I wanted to show them to you. Instead, I have to jump on this video because there are people freaking out about this. Besides, if I don’t do this video, someone else will get all those sweet views. So I guess in my own way, I’m actually part of the problem.
I’ll have to work hard this week to make up for this by not skipping next week because I’m pumping this video out right now, despite not having anything for that video filmed.
